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My (Not-so) Perfect Summer by Phoebe MacLeod #Review

I am thrilled to be taking part in the Publication Day celebrations for My (Not-So ) Perfect Summer by Phoebe MacLeod. It is published today on May 7th by Boldwood Books .   Autumn’s summer is off to a smashing start… sort of. Earlier this year, Autumn’s life looked great: she had a great relationship with her brilliant teenage daughter Chloe and from September she was all set to be Deputy Head at the London school where she works. And with a pay rise on the cards, she was excited for her and her long-term boyfriend Marc to buy their first home. But Autumn’s barely opened the estate agent's website when Marc vanishes with half their savings, leaving her no choice but to move into grandma’s rural home in Kent. And things go from bad to worse when Autumn is involved in an accident during the move, leaving the village’s dashing new baker Jake in plaster cast, and making her a local outcast before she’s even unpacked her bags. Determined to put things right, Autumn offers to

Halfway House by Helen Fitzgerald #Extract #Giveaway

 Halfway House by Helen Fitzgerald was published by Orenda Books on 18th January. I am delighted to be able to participate in the blog tour to celebrate its launch bwith an extract and to offer a great Giveaway- a print copy of the book. 

They`re the housemates from Hell…

When her disastrous Australian love affair ends, Lou O´Dowd heads to Edinburgh for a fresh start, moving in with her cousin, and preparing for the only job she can find … working at a halfway house for very high-risk offenders.

Two killers, a celebrity paedophile and a paranoid coke dealer – all out on parole and all sharing their outwardly elegant Edinburgh townhouse with rookie night-worker Lou…

And instead of finding some meaning and purpose to her life, she finds herself trapped in a terrifying game of cat and mouse where she stands to lose everything – including her life.

Slick, darkly funny and nerve-janglingly tense, Halfway House is both a breathtaking thriller and an unapologetic reminder never to corner a desperate woman…

Extract

 

‘Cam was paying eighty quid a night sharing a campervan,’ Becks said, ‘way out Woop Woop, where there are no street signs and all the shops are boarded up. Hope you don’t mind. It’s impossible for performers these days.’

 

That’s right, Becks saved people. There were always at least four randoms dossing in her South Melbourne house. She was constantly organising events that required a twenty dollar donation and a level-one excuse to get out of (Covid, dead dog). When Becks went out in Melbourne, she’d take a bag of two-dollar coins and wouldn’t pass a homeless person without a conversation and a contribution. After a while, Lou always booked taxis when they went out together.

 

‘You’re a performer?’ Lou said, but Cam’s earphones must have been noise-cancelling.

 

Becks brandished a flyer she grabbed from the pile in the corner – Cam Says – and chuckled at the underweight, unwashed man whose depression was thickening the air.

 

Lou put her jacket and the flyer on the single bed closest to the window and stopped herself from screaming. Rapunzel didn’t share her tower with a homeless guy.

 

‘You really want to come?’ Becks yelled from her bedroom.

 

No, Lou thought, opening the curtain and gasping at the view, but there was no way to get out of this. ‘Love to,’ she yelled. Jesus Christ, this city hurt her eyes. What was that hill, what was that tower, what were those ruins, was that the castle?

 

‘Need to head in five, that okay?’

 

Lou opened the window and squeezed her head out just in time to projectile vomit. Her insides made it halfway across the street before raining on the cobblestones three storeys below. Two heaves and several slow breaths later, she pulled her head back in to find Cam staring at her in disgust.

 

Becks had to run ahead when they reached the top of Broughton Street. ‘Chips with curry sauce and Irn-Bru,’ she said, ‘you’ll feel good as new.’ Lou watched as her cousin jogged up the hill with sporty efficiency, high-fiving an elderly woman without stopping (‘Hey, Nora’), and depositing a coin into someone’s cup.

 

Lou put the crazy location into her phone: The Caves, Cowgate.

 

By the time she got to the North Bridge she had managed one orange-coated chip and one inscrutable orange sip. She threw the lot in a bin and shuffled her way through the thick crowds, seeing nothing but her feet.

 

Cowgate deserved its name and so did The Caves. She’d made it just in time, but had to elbow her way into the venue, past people dressed in furry animal suits and women holding banners saying stuff like Avenge Sylvia. The theatre was about a quarter full, shame. There was only one aisle seat, which happened to be two seats from the only man in the audience. Lou took the aisle seat, put her head between her legs and breathed slowly, a half-chewed curried chip firmly lodged in the back of her throat. The smell of the guy beside her was easing her nausea. Oops, he caught her sniffing.

 

‘Sandalwood,’ he said in an English accent. ‘Birthday present.’

 

Is it your birthday?’ she asked.

 

He shook his head, wasn’t after small talk.

 

Lou assumed he was a professional of some sort, a reviewer perhaps. He was dressed in designer jeans, crisp shirt and a cashmere jumper. He had a rich person’s hair: unkempt, why should he care. He sat up straight as if he was about to ask a question. He wore a Gucci watch, shiny black Saint Lauren Derbies. It was very shallow to be attracted to designer shoes and wealthy hairdos, but she was immediately interested in the man sitting next to her. She could feel it, like she did with Alan, who had been wearing his Armani watch when she met him.


 

About the Author 

 

Helen FitzGerald is the bestselling author of ten adult and young adult thrillers, including The Donor (2011) and The Cry (2013), which was longlisted for the Theakstons Old Peculier Crime Novel of the Year, and adapted for a major BBC drama. Her 2019 dark-comedy thriller Worst Case Scenario was a Book of the Year in the Literary Review, Herald Scotland, Guardian and Daily Telegraph, shortlisted for the Theakston’s Old Peculier Crime Novel of the Year, and won the CrimeFest Last Laugh Award. Her latest title Ash Mountain was published in 2020. Helen worked as a criminal justice social worker for over fifteen years. She grew up in Victoria, Australia, and now lives in Glasgow with her husband.

 

You can follow Helen here: Website  |  Twitter

 Book links: Amazon UK 

 
Thanks to Helen Fitzgerald, Karen Sullivan and Anne Cater of Orenda Books  for a copy of the book and a place on the tour. 

Check up on the rest of the tour!
 
Giveaway (UK only)



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Closing date is January 30th 2024 and there is one winner.    
 
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